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Written by Dave Gould
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Monday, 26 October 2009 13:13 |
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NEW BEDFORD, MA - Opinion
President Obama may dress well and can hold the attention of a spell bound dope smoking democrat, any indecisive independent or a moron. President Obama has been outstanding at increasing the deficit and waffling on whether or not he is the leader of the most powerful military and economic nation on Earth. Mr. Obama is quickly learning that the world respects the power of our military more than they respect white flag rhetoric. His waffling on what to do in Iraq and Afghanistan has obviously emboldened the opposition. The recent deadly and effective attacks in both those countries bolster the arguments the hawks have been warning about for weeks. It should be a clear warning to all that the dark forces so effectively suppressed during the Bush years are now testing President Obama’s military shyness. On top of that, the projected deficit for this week will top $125 BILLION dollars. Mr. Obama will be on his knees genuflecting at the feet of the Communist Chinese Government ... yet again. Never in American history have the citizens of the United States been subjected to so much bad government in such a short period of time. Just remember next week as the dummycrats of New Bedford once again return the status quo to our own local government; just try to remember that these are same people who have been in place during New Bedford’s longest running period of high unemployment, high crime and negative business growth. So, who is at fault more? The ineffective corrupt politicians or the stupid voter who continues to help reelect these dolts. Yes folks, most of your neighbors and friends really are stupid. So I’m off to commune with some intelligent life. I’ll be digging my potatos.
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Comments
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.